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John’s Wedding Vow

I, (name), take you, (name), to be my [opt: lawfully wedded] fucker from this day forward. In the presence of God, our family and friends, I offer you my solemn vow to faithfully penetrate you in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, and even when I have a crush on someone else. I promise to orally pleasure you unconditionally, to support your kinks, to disrespect you and make you cry when it turns you on, and to cherish your ass for as long as we both shall live.