The United States thrives on “protecting” its citizens, and despite the Land of the Free hokum, if you dare to speak your mind and have more than 10 people ever hear it, you’ll encounter offers of compromise. You’ll hear unqualified taste-makers in every industry say the same things: Where can we fit you into what we’re doing? No, no, no, we don’t care what you think or how you feel. Can you do what this other guy did, only slightly different? How about a combination of x and y? Can you tone this down, beef this up? Can you be edgy? (A magazine editor once told me to make an article sound “undergroundy.”)
And if we pretend to embrace our job so we’ll always have a job, it’s fairly easy to pretend to embrace the rest of the nation, right? Even if it’s ironic. Once you place yourself in that proper frame of mind, it’s a snap to live in America and get excited, even if it’s cheap irony, over the daily distractions of unnecessary celebrities, unnecessary TV shows, unnecessary “news you can use,” unnecessary electronic gizmos, unnecessarily large vehicles and the rest of the shit culture we gleefully produce, consume and export around the world. You tell me where Hicks would fit into this picture. I’d like to go there. I’d like to live there.