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Top 5 Pastor Rick Blog Posts

1) Cake, Kool-Aid, and a birthday party for Jesus

In the words of my favorite bully when I was in the 5th grade at Tri-City, David Williamson, how fucking retarded.

2) What Do You Think Motivates People?

Wow, Pastor Rick that was very insightful.  I am so glad you sit in your office and come up with this shit.  I might as well write a paper on combinatorial functional programming called: “programming is about calling functions”.

3) Re-establishing sexual purity in your ministry

in other words, don’t watch this-

4) We Must Learn To Think Like Unbelievers

Yes you all should.

5) Pastor, what’s on your mind? - having sex with every girl that passes me, that’s what!

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