The JJW Blog

“Hey Misty, nice tatoo, what does it say?  Can I see it closer?”   I am scared when I think just like the president.

Others I like that I heard from others: 

“Dammit, why did I have to bring the first lady”

“Jackass smacks fine ass”

“You can take the boy out of the frat, but you can’t take the frat out of the boy.”