The CouchDB documentation is dripping with drool-worthy keywords: erlang, shared nothing clustering, a RESTful and JSON interface, lock-free concurrency, and ad-hoc and schema-free querying running through a map-reduce system. This all adds up to what can awkwardly be described as a distributed document non-relational database system.
Tech-babble: RESTing with CouchDB | SweetSpot’s Blog
This combination of technologies turns me on like Stern, Allen, Maher, TCM, bicycles with baskets, and John’s penis, turns on my Matt-man.