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My broken Gaydar

Because I have sucked a couple cocks in my life, I always think I have a better gaydar than everyone else which is apparentely not true.  I have had this long running theory about a co-worker who always acts moody around me and looks dreamingly into my eyes.  I always wondered why he wanted to have lunch alone all the time.  It turns out that he isn’t gay (or perhaps just gay), he wants to witness to me.  Yup it turns out that this guy is a flaming bible reader or a Jesus cock sucker.  

(Side note: I have just offended all my Christian readers, sorry, but I kid my former crew).

 I am not gay but ever since experimenting around with dating a couple guys I get flattered when a gay man hits on me.  The other day a young gay pilot hit on me in an airport while I was waiting for a flight and I assure you this one wasn’t inviting me to a Bible study.  Now that was flattering, is there anything hotter than getting hit on by a pilot.  

Anyway, the difference between being hit on and being proselytized by Christians is sometimes hard to tell.  The same symptoms are there of bad flirters, a little too timid, look at you in the eye and then look away, always wondering what you are doing, really nice to you, and you don’t know why.  With this guy at work I had him pegged as gay until I came in early the other day and he was reading his Bible.   So I went in and confronted him about it and we started making out and then he sucked my cock while reciting John 3:16.

 Just kidding about the last sentence, get back to your day jobs now.